Monday, July 13, 2009

Not Me Monday



It's that shameful time of week again. It's time to bear my naked truths so you can have a good laugh at my expense. So here goes, it's rather tragic actually! Don't forget when you are finished to pop over to MckMama's and read more fun stuff!

So this week I did not wake up every day and go looking for my children knowing full well they were at camp. I did not then talk hubby into taking me to see a chick flick since said children were away at camp!

I am not sitting here looking at Spike the dog camped out on a pile of clean laundry that is not folded, but instead sitting on the couch getting wrinkled. I am forever caught up on my laundry and NEVER have to wash several loads at the end of the week cause nobody has clean underwear!

I did not fail a mock code last night at work because I forgot to suction my baby. I can't believe I forgot to suction my baby. DUH! I did not then turn around and have to suction a real live baby.

Finally, I did not get my ears double pierced and then proceed to lie to the little 4year old girl waiting to go after me. I didn't tell her it's a piece of cake. It didn't hurt like crazy!! Nope, not a bit!! I'm what 30 something and getting my ears pierced? Oh well. Shame on me!!!!

Amy

7 comments:

TheAtticGirl said...

how funny! me & my hubby watched a chick flick while my kiddo was at his dad's. gotta love chick flicks!

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Me The Q said...

I would never be behind on laundry either. Hubby and I never wear most of our clothes right out of the clean laundry basket.

annies home said...

laundry was my deal last week so glad that all of mine is caught up

Kelli W said...

Great Not Me's!! I hate laundry and how it always seems to multiply...clean or dirty!

Family American Style. said...

I enjoyed reading your blog. Thank you for sharing. There’s a new game on Wednesday's its....”What would your children say?” Wednesday. You can see the details by going to the link on my home page that says, “What would your children say?” Wednesday. I hope you can join in the fun

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Shop with Me Mama said...

Oh, usually my laundry is kept up, not this week! Ahh!! Happy Monday :)

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