Funny

You Know You're An L&D Nurse When...

* You can eat any food at any time of the day or night

* You can talk about vomit/blood/stool/urine while eating

* You know what G7P4A2L1 means, and your husband probably does too

* Twins aren't a miracle, they're an every day occurrence (at my hospital anyway)

* You can measure objects in centimeters with your fingers

* You've seen more vaginas than male porn stars have

* You know that Vasa Previa is not the latest fashion model in Milan

* Your bladder can hold over 1500 cc

* You know that meconium is not a newly discovered element on the periodic table

* You hear blood curdling screams and don't flinch

* You can tune out extraneous noises

* You can ascertain a heart rate in 6 seconds or less

* You know what F.L.K. stands for

* To you R.O.M. doesn’t mean range of motion

* Coffee is a major food group

* The word calm is a dirty word never to be repeated

* I call the doctor to tell him what I want not to ask what he/she wants


Amy