Not Me Monday

Well, it's Not Me Monday again! It's been awhile but I must admit I'm struggling coming up with Not Me's. Head over to Mckmama's blog for more laughs!

I did not go on my first camping trip in our RV and rip off my toenail first thing. I am not a drama queen and did not make a big deal out of it either!

I did not silently cuss out one of my coworkers for calling me in to work at 3am because they were getting slammed. I mean, why would I want to do that? Who needs sleep anyway? I also didn't silently apologize to her for the said not cussing that didn't take place. My conscious wasn't feeling guilty at all!

I did not spend 5 hours completely mucking out BB's room and then have such a sore back for the next 3 days I considered taking left over narcotics from my cabinet. I also didn't consider calling DFACS on myself for letting his room get so bad (For the record, my children do have to clean their own rooms, this was a drawer, toy, closet, under the bed kind of clean out)!

I am not now loving the fact that school is back in because now I can actually sleep during the day (night shift worker remember?). I didn't however cry for the first couple of days!

Finally, I am not now silently cussing out DQ's teacher in my head for actually giving her a homework assignment of doing things with her thumbs taped down and then journaling life without thumbs. It's really not annoying at all to watch!!

OK, so there I came up with a few!
Amy