Okay, I've never done a Not My Child Monday, but currently at the moment they are giving me fits. What a better way to vent? To read more hilarious stories head over to Mckmama's "house" and grab a cup of coffee and enjoy!!
So BB has been testing the waters lately. As our reasonable and level headed child he would never just decide he didn't want to ride the bus anymore and just miss it on purpose. He would especially not do that knowing how difficult it would be for me to go get him. He also wouldn't decide to play hookie from worship service at church and pick a fight with another boy. He is a holy and righteous child who ALWAYS does what he is told!!!
Same boy, different day. BB would never sit there and constantly blow spit balls at the back of DQ's head even after she repeatedly told him to stop. Oh, and DQ would NEVER let her emotions get the best of her and haul off and give him a left hook!
DQ would never watch as I cleaned out under her bed and whine about EVERYTHING I DID to help her. She would never then turn around and dig out something out of the trash and put it back under her bed. NO, NOT EVER!!! My child does not go through the trash and she is not a future star on the reality show Hoarders. Nope, not my baby.
DQ is not currently obsessed with a red plaid fedora that she wears everywhere she can. She didn't also elbow me in the ribs when someone told her they like her hat. We never fight about how she dresses!
All in all I have to say though that I love my kids. They are good ones!
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