I did not watch the whole 4th season of Beverly Hills 90210 during my recovery. I mean who would sit and enjoy all the teenage angst anyway?
I did not give in and let DQ have waffles for supper last week because I was just too tired to argue with her; of course it wasn't me who didn't cook supper for her in the first place!
I didn't take some mangy little dog to the vet in attempt to find his owner for my neighbor. Not only did I not take the dog, but I didn't let it wander around my house and I didn't let my kids "name" him Scruffy.
I didn't wear shorts under my skirt when I went to a funeral this past weekend because I am so tired of being uncomfortable and I didn't plan on stripping down to said shorts in the car on the way home.
I did not attempt to start a fire in a fire pit with dried up pine straw, and I certaintly did not let BB help me! Nope, no fire starters in this house!
I did not tell my mother in law that the size 14 dress she wants to give me won't fit because I wear a size 4; I would never be that rude! (What was I not thinking?????)
If you want to read more of what people DON'T do then head over to MckMama's and have a good laugh!
Amy
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