Not Me Monday

It's time for Not Me Monday and I have NO confessions to make. Nope, not a one. I would never pile all my clean laundry on the love seat instead of folding it. In fact I would never let it get to the point that it is creeping across the living room floor. I would never drop my fork on the ground at a tailgating party only to pick it back up and use it because I didn't want to get out of my chair for a new one! I would never get involved in my neighbor's teenager's drama and offer to charge her for hubby to fix the hole she put in her wall. I'm always sweet to all teenagers whether they deserve it or not!! I don't love Fab the Mayor at all, she's not totally the best neighbor ever and I won't miss her a bit when we move. I also didn't tell my current landlord that when we move he needs to require the next tenants to host the 4th of July party next year. It's not my house and I would never be so bold to tell my landlord anything he MUST do! My children change their underwear and brush their teeth EVERY single day! I am not always lecturing DQ to change her underwear! She is a very responsible, no drama whatsoever, 10 yr old who has hygiene first on her list!!!!! Finally, it's not 1:30 and I'm not still in my pj's. I hopped right out of bed and jumped in the shower and got dressed for the day at 6:00 am to drive the kids to school. I would never be so bold as to drive them in my pj's and no bra!!!!! Nope, not me. Not ever! Now, please go over to Mckmama's house for more funny Not Me Mondays!!!!!