Not Me Monday

So I haven't done a Not Me Monday in awhile so I have a "few" confessions that don't need to be made!

I did not have a doctor at work give me something for a headache that is "not a narcotic yet"! (don't worry, I DID wait to I got home to take it and it really didn't work). I did not pluck a pair of dirty shorts out of the laundry for my daughter to wear to avoid an argument about what to wear today. I did not purposely wear a certain pair of shoes because my toe nails need to be cut and painted sooo bad and I'm too lazy/busy to do anything about it. I did not sneak into my sister in law's candy drawer and snag several handfuls of gummy bears. I did not go to Wal-Mart and buy new socks on the way to work because I was feeling sorry for myself and wanted something fun to cheer me up. I did not finally give in and get unlimited text for my middle schooler because I got tired of hearing how EVERYONE else has it, why can't we??? I do not read said texts to make sure the conversation is appropriate! I did not let my children have friends over to spend the night so I would not have to entertain my children, their friends where here for that! Wow, I could keep going but this list is starting to get really shameful so I'm going to bow out now!!!

Amy