BB and DQ funnies

BB: "I'd tell you my favortie color but it's classified in 7 states"
"Mom, if you get me the new palm phone you can use it whenever you want!"
"My teachers just don't know what it's like to be a kid!"
"Maybe you could just take out a loan so you can give me some money to go eat with my friends!"

DQ: "I can't eat steak, it will break off my brackets; can I have an apple please?"
"Just write a check mom, you have tons of those!"
"Can't I just stay up all night and wake you up in the morning when I'm ready for breakfast??"

You gotta love those kids!
Amy